...that I had today:
Before seeing my family next, I think I'll go to therapy for one whole hour to purge myself of all the issues that have cumulated in the past 34 years! Yes!
No! I think I'll try to lose my last 6 lbs of baby weight by not eating for a whole five minutes! That'll show those love handles who's who, dammit!
On the other hand, maybe I'll run a marathon this weekend since I did run 3 miles this morning....even though I felt like dying the whole time. No worries, it's a great idea! It's totally going to work!
Or, maybe I'll try to clean up dozens of years of rancid air pollution so that Beijing's air quality will be Olympic-worthy by turning off some factories and restricting driving for a few weeks!
Brilliant!
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